Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin) 肮脏
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin) 安静
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin) 灰尘
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien) 屁股
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien) 摸你屁股
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien) 你死了
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Man! darin) 煎蛋
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien) 输死了
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin) 恨你妈
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien) 可怜呆
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin) 破产
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin) 鸟生蛋
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin) 垃圾桶
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien) 脚毛长
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese) call 你妈
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien) 等你死
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien) 螺丝钉
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien) 鼻屎
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese) 没死过